Senescencephobia is the irrational fear of autumn, more specifically the process of ‘ Senescence’. It is a distinct phobia from phyllophobia or chrysophobia, and people who suffer from this phobia could be entirely indifferent to leaves or the colour orange under normal circumstances.
My friends invited me to this year’s fall fair but I can’t bring myself to go, I have an extreme case of Senescencephobia.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'