Seizure Salad

When one person has a seizure and starts a chain reaction. Suddenly, a whole bunch of people end up writhing on the floor together.

Person 1: Oh no! I'm having a seizure!
Person 2: Be carefull, you might start a seizure salad!

by Alexis and Brianna December 4, 2009

Seizure Salad

The retard's way of spelling Caesar salad.

Person on twitter: I had a seizure salad, it was good af.
Other person on twitter: You DENSE motherfucker...

by Intelligence001 December 30, 2016

Seizure Salad

When someone has a stroke and a seizure at the same time.

I saw a guy have a seizure salad the other day. It was pretty disturbing.

by JustThat_1 April 10, 2018

Seizure salad

Smoking a bowl with tobacco and ganja mixed

Kyle got sent by the seizure salad I loaded for him

by Never Bender May 4, 2020

seizure salad

The effects of getting really stoned and tripping out hard. Usually followed by making lots of food and watching ridiculous television.

Brad and I got so seizure salad last night and watched Intervention.

by jakester17 March 3, 2008

seizure salad

The negative result of mixing drugs, the most common of which is Extacy and speed.

Did you see guy last night, he was off his face... he started having a seizure salad on the dance floor

by SniperWolfings September 3, 2007

tossed seizure salad

The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.

You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.

I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.

I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.

by Erykah Badu March 19, 2010