Sebastian Bach 

Ex-vocalist of Skid Row. Currently on tour as a solo act. Very attractive and the Skid Row sucks without him. Has two children, London and Paris and a tattoo on his forearm that says "Youth Gone Wild." Currently performs on Broadway

18 and Life
Slave to the Grind
I Remember You
Youth Gone Wild

Sebastian Bach by Blurgh May 3, 2005

Sebastian Bach 

Born Sebastian Bierk, was lead singer of the heavy metal band Skid Row from 1986 to around 1995 when he was kicked out of the band.

One of the best metal singers ever.

Dude #1: wow that guy really knows how to sing
Dude #2: he's no Sebastian Bach
Dude #1: Sebastian who?
Dude #2: *shocked* wow dude, you deserve to die.

Sebastian Bach by RubyMoon April 19, 2005

Brohann Sebastian Bach 

The best composer the bros have ever seen

Bro 1: Bro! Have you hear Brohann Sebastian Bach's new song?

Bro 2: Totaly bro! It was amazing!

Brohann Sebastian Bach by ocomon October 9, 2011

Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'" 

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'"

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'"

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'" by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

A Back To Back To Back Ginger Ale Back Smack (Bachlut) By Johann Sebastian Bach 

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A Back To Back To Back Ginger Ale Back Smack (Bachlut) By Johann Sebastian Bach

A Back To Back To Back Ginger Ale Back Smack (Bachlut) By Johann Sebastian Bach by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025