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Seasons in the Abyss 

Slayer's other best album. War Ensemble blisters; Dead
Skin Mask seduces; and the title track takes you back where you belong: Hell. Oh, and The Abyss has 666 seasons; they're all uncomfortable and brutal. Good music for when you're tired after a long day of butchery and mayhem, but there's more meat for the pile.
Rich's arms were tired from all the beheading, but there were many more high school jocks, so he turned on Seasons in the Abyss and kept chopping.
Seasons in the Abyss by Fatman666 February 16, 2012

seasons of lovE 

ThE beSt fuCKiNG soNg in RENT the musical.
525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes - how do you measure,
measure a year? In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee. In
inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife. In 525,600 minutes - how do you
measure a year in the life?
How about love? How about love? How about love? Measure in love. Seasons of
love.

525,600 minutes! 525,000 journeys to plan. 525,600 minutes - how can you measure
the life of a woman or man?
In truths that she learned, or in times that he cried. In bridges he burned, or
the way that she died.
It’s time now to sing out, tho the story never ends let's celebrate remember a year in the life of friends. Remember
the love! Remember the love! Remember
the love! Measure in love. Seasons of love! Seasons of love.

seasons greetings 

A geekier way of saying "Happy Holidays." Usually embroidered on doormats and other brute holiday paraphernalia for political correctness.
geek: seasons greetings
person: what the
geek: greetings and salutations
person: hrm, your back
seasons greetings by meskk December 31, 2007

Seasons Beatings 

Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk
Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.
Seasons Beatings by cyberpunk321 August 12, 2008

Seasons Beatings 

A group of Gay men in a circle jerk wearing Santa suits jerking each other off with one in the middle swallowing all of the cum.
Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."

Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.
Seasons Beatings by P.S.F October 3, 2008

Seasons Beatings 

The process of a Prison Guard beating the crap out of an inmate on Christmas Day
Yo Fiddy, didga see dat seasons beatings the skell on Cell Block C took from the honky hack?
Seasons Beatings by Unit 200 January 10, 2008