When a man refuses to give you a rim job because of his scrub qualities such as not shaving for over 2 weeks or when they suffer from the addiction of keyboard cleaner.
A true man and partner who provides for his mate through the labored love of cleaning. He isn't afraid to get on his knees and scrub between those tiles and has a collection of varied brushes for specific jobs. He will never argue over who's role or job it is to clean what in the house as long as it gets done, followed by getting you done. Scrub daddies can sometimes be born from traumatic military conditioning and/or narcissistic parents so take precautions. A healthy example of a Scrub Daddy is Danny Tanner from Full House.
"HeyScrub Daddy after you're done with those dishes come do me!"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"