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Screenshot Snitch 

A person who takes screenshots of your messages (on WhatsApp , messenger etc) and uses it against you later.

No messages are safe when you are talking to a screenshot snitch. He/she is analogous to a person wearing a “wire”.
That’ screenshot snitch , Adam just blew my chances with Amanda when he sent her screenshots of our WhatsApp messages when I called her a horny slut.
Screenshot Snitch by Meesofat March 30, 2019
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Screenshot Sweats 

(skrin ʃɑt swɛts)

When a risky text you've sent gets screenshotted by the recipient.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:

Sweating
An overwhelming sense of regret
Chronic group chat checking
Severe social scrutiny

In severe cases a new identity may be necessary.
Man 1: I've got the screenshot sweats

Man 2: I saw her finsta post! Do you really think that about women and minorities??

Man 1: It was a joke!

Screenshot and Send 

(verb, noun) This phrase describes a situation in which a person takes a screenshot of their text or DM conversation with another person (sometimes containing incriminating or private information) and sends it to a third person/party who may or may not be directly involved. Ex. taking a screenshot of a threat from your brother to your parents to get him into trouble. Sometimes Screenshot and Send can be used rather innocently. Ex. Someone confesses their love to you in text and you screenshot and send to your friend to get advice on how to respond. Screenshot-and-sends can include photos.
(verb) "This random number just sent me a text message in Russian. I'm about to screenshot and send this!"

(noun) "That screenshot and send got your brother in trouble."
Screenshot and Send by Flappjack November 1, 2019

Screenshot Goodies 

A Screenshot Goodie, is taking a screenshot of a news story, poll, question, etc. found on the internet. And turning it into a sugarcoated joke.

Usually the person making the Screenshot Goodie(s), will paste the screenshot on Microsoft Paint or photoshop and doodle over the topic, inserting his or her jokes or short rants.

Screenshot Goodies, are then posted on blogs and can be range from one picture to ten.

Tips for making a Screenshot Goodie.

-Use red paint
-block the User's name that is being poked at
-scale web browser to make pictures easy to read.
Take a picture and draw over it.

"OMG this Screenshot Goodies is so funny!!"

My body took a screenshot 

All this means is. You get scared and you freeze for a second.

You see something scary and you freeze, when something scary happens fast and you freeze for a second until you react
oh my gawd, Bro my body took a screenshot, that bitch is scary. Danm

Human Screenshot 

Its when you Fart and sneeze at the same time making it a (Human Screenshot)
Dude I'm about to try and take a human screenshot.
Human Screenshot by taqqa November 10, 2019

screenshot or it didn't happen

If a visual representation was not procured, than the said event never actually occured. (SS can also be used)
Guy 1: Dude, I hooked up with a hot chick!
Guy 2: Screenshot or it didn't happen.