scouse louse

the small insects that inhabit the the hair on the head of balding gentlemen,much like average head louse apart from these ones steal your hair

he looks like he`s going a bit thin on top

yeah,bad case of the scouse louse

by el ryanos August 2, 2010

Spouse Louse

When a non-famous person shows up at an Awards Ceremony, leaching off their spouse's fame.

"Did you see Sarah Jessica Parker's husband at the Oscars?"
"No, but I saw a donkey in a dress with some dude."
"Yeah, that's them. Her boy's such a spouse louse!"

by Pissed Off Customer August 3, 2012