Scottish Person 

By definition we are nutters and have a accent nobody but us can do.

Ya ken my wee pal drove 250 miles for a 100% sugar Irn Bru.

To others a Scottish Person does nothing but drink beer

Scottish Person by An anonymous scottish person October 15, 2019

Scottish Person 

Scottish people are the coolest people in the uk they are also the coolest people in the whole world

person- hello where are you from?
Scottish person- am from the best country in the world.
person- ohh your from scotland.

Scottish Person by Slaybaddiequeen August 23, 2022

Scottish Person 

White Skinned
Extremly Short girls
average height males
Girls are either stunning or look like a guy with a wig

did you see the new scottish person?
nah hes to short

Scottish Person by jesuschristbff March 26, 2017

Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder

When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.

Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.

Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder by I am related to Chuck Norris August 19, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008