Scottish Person 

By definition we are nutters and have a accent nobody but us can do.

Ya ken my wee pal drove 250 miles for a 100% sugar Irn Bru.

To others a Scottish Person does nothing but drink beer

Scottish Person by An anonymous scottish person October 15, 2019

Scottish Person 

Scottish people are the coolest people in the uk they are also the coolest people in the whole world

person- hello where are you from?
Scottish person- am from the best country in the world.
person- ohh your from scotland.

Scottish Person by Slaybaddiequeen August 23, 2022

Scottish Person 

White Skinned
Extremly Short girls
average height males
Girls are either stunning or look like a guy with a wig

did you see the new scottish person?
nah hes to short

Scottish Person by jesuschristbff March 26, 2017

Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder

When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.

Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.

Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder by I am related to Chuck Norris August 19, 2022