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a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey
Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.
by kit-n-kaboodle February 02, 2009
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Someone who is stingy with their weed.
He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.
by Derrick skarret September 04, 2019
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