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A term used to excuse an accident or mistake by an individual. When this term is used the previous actions of the person become instantly forgiven with our without the other persons consent, no matter how horrific the action.

If the word "excuse" and "me" were to fuck and make a baby. It would be named "scoozi".
Guy 1:

Dude, I got really drunk last night and banged your sister but it was a scoozi.

Guy 2:

So long as you put it that way. We're cool.

or...

Guy 1:

I accidentally shot and killed like 50 people last night but it was a scoozi.

Guy 2:

It's all good. It's a scoozi.
scoozi by Jason M. Anderson August 15, 2011
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Scooping That Out

To have sex. A synonym to 'hitting that' or 'tapping that'.
Bro 1: Yo, bro, check out that girl.
Bro 2: I'm totally gonna be scooping that out later, brah.
Scooping That Out by Dane! July 10, 2012
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ScootinPutin

Trump’s nickname for his good buddy, Vlady, making big fun of the way he poisons people all over the world without even coming close to getting caught.
That rascal, ScootinPutin, he’s such a provocateur!
ScootinPutin by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2018

YOU SCOOZY 

A term occasionally used by TikToker @bizbtw when basically calling someone a dumbass.
Bizbtw: Shut your ass up, YOU SCOOZY!
YOU SCOOZY by TheProGuyDudeBro October 10, 2020

Soozie RumA 

Derived from the Finnish word "susiruma", Soozie RumA is the act of abandoning one's cock in a flesh orifice to avoid confrontation for a quick out. Upon release, the cock will convulse violently like a lizard's tail providing the necessary distraction for escape. It is said that a faint pee hole cry can be heard after detachment.
Man! I had to Soozie RumA out of there when I found out she ate all my mentos(the freshmaker).

I have to apologize for my stubby dick. I had to Soozie RumA out of a very smelly and sticky situation last night.

Did you hear? That C*nt flushed my dick down the toilet after I Soozie RumA'd to go play black ops.
Soozie RumA by SoozieCUE May 22, 2021

scoobish 

adj.
"too be frugal with one's money"

Origin: term relates to a member of www.corvetteforum.com, Scoob, who is quite thrifty
The boy proved himself scoobish by using the double coupon at the grocery store.
scoobish by Vettastic November 1, 2004
Very special shoes that can only be found in a girls dressing up box.
I'm putting on my favorite shoozies, you can wear the other ones...
Shoozies by redhed01 December 21, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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