scooch ass 

A female who is attractive but no one knows if they are a whore.

Amber, the movie vendor, she is one fine scooch ass.

scooch ass by VWguy February 21, 2005

Ass scorch 

To flatuate IN another persons rear end.

Sigmund: Dag, I dropped my sock.
Bill: Better get it! (Bill's bowels churn)
*Siggy bends over to get sock, while Bill aproaches*
*Bill Ass scorches Siggy*
Siggy: Come on man! That stanks!

Ass scorch by Nutty Dud3 December 24, 2008