Take off your pants and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get SCHWIFTY in here.
by handle bar craddler June 6, 2017
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The greatest song in the entire universe written and performed by a genius asshole grandfather and his idiotic puberty struck grandkid. It saved our planet from destruction, while Obama just made everything about politics.
“Wait, you want us to randomly have Rick and Morty sing for their lives?..uhh….how does Schwifty sound?” - the producer of Rick and Morty
“…Holy shit, you’re a fucking genius!” - whichever fucking studio owns Rick and Morty
by Sandowji276 March 2, 2022
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Part of a song performed by Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith in attempt to show "what earth has got," to please the Cromulons (from the Cygnus-5 expanse), so that it can stop climate change and go away.

Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your pants or panties and shitting on the floor.
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Schwifty - The act of behaving in a truly random style, no matter the consequences.

Being Schwifty can be a positive thing if the random act has a positive outcome. However as we all know about chaos theory, randomness often comes with extremely bad negative consequences.
You did a Schwifty act there and it just got us out of trouble.

You're being so Schwifty at this moment in time, I cannot trust the amount of Schwifty behaviour has been displayed here.
by Juan Tufrefor November 23, 2018
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To possess aggressive, sexual behavior, seen in the Adult Swim show Rick and Morty.
by Dino1109 September 26, 2015
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Sung my rick sanchez from the tv show Rick and Morty.

Rick states to get swifty you gotta "take off pants and panties" and "shit on the floor"
Means taking your pants and panties and shit on the floor-schwifty
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