schlonga longa 

A person with a long ass ding dong, dick, penis, phallus, gentalia even.

Wow, that guy in that tree has SUCH a big schlonga longa!

schlonga longa by David(BFDI) August 6, 2023

Schlongalongadongbong 

The act of smoking weed off of a long dong.

Did you see that insane schlongalongadongbong last night? The dong was smoking!

Schlongalongadongbong by cyberwar April 21, 2018

Schlongalingalonger 

A penis that looks like salamj

Damn you have such a schlongalingalonger

Schlongalingalonger by Mrsensless January 22, 2021

schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng 

Noun: Penis of large size

Verb: schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging, to use the schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng as a stripper pole

W- wow, that's one schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng!

D-did I just see his schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng? (add uwu for extra accuracy)

Me and my man were out schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging

schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng by C00l_D00D69 February 10, 2022

Schlongalingalong 

Another name for the genitalia penis

"WOWZA! THATS A HUGE 67 SCHLONGALINGALONG!!"

Schlongalingalong by ZzzRocket October 1, 2025

logan long schlong 

A man or woman with the name Logan who has a massive penis

Phallon: logan has a Logan Long Schlong

Logan: yes

logan long schlong by OsamaBigLaden July 14, 2022