schlong pot 

A stovetop container used for cooking your favorite Polish kielbasa.

Honey,do you know where the schlong pot is?

schlong pot by Rod McLaren January 18, 2017

schlongpoofa 

A car exhaust pipe which ken called a schlongpoofa in an episode of Barbie life in the dream house

Barbie: YOU GOT ME A GOLDEN SCHLONGPOOFA
Ken: yes I did

schlongpoofa by Jellybean0807 June 8, 2019

schlongbottom 

1. something you call a person, when you can't think of an insult to call them

1. Stop being such a...a...schlongbottom.

schlongbottom by sharelydumbdumb April 1, 2011