schildt 

To take a huge shit on a homeless dude and making him eat it

I just did a schildt over at the bridge

schildt by I_will_poop March 25, 2021

Nick Schild Ball 

An extremely conservative style of play utilized in sports games to maximize the chances of victory. Typically associated with players who "milk the clock" or minimize passing the ball while ahead.

Dude, why you gotta play that Nick Schild ball? Just snap the ball and get on it with it already. Running is for pussies.

Nick Schild Ball by Van Patton January 11, 2009

schiltz

A Last name, often confused with shitz or schlitz, like the beer.
The coolest breed of elite humans, white with brown hair, usually hairy when male, big balls, often fart very frequently
Often quite intelectual, although they may not show it often.

Dude, that fart was a schiltz
I bet hitler wished he could be a schiltz
dude, you trynna grow a schiltz beard?

schiltz by Schiltz, Andrew January 13, 2009

schildrenfreude

The pleasure you derive when your previously child-less friends have kids and learn what "having no time" really means.

Don't worry, honey, in a few years they'll have their first and we'll be relishing in the schildrenfreude.

schildrenfreude by therealmattmo December 3, 2014

Schilting 

1) One whose sole purpose is to tease the world with their physique, comedic gold, and plenty of rolfs to rub it in.

I was walking by and I didn't recognize her at first I said "Hi" and she gave me a I look and she said "I don't know you, rofl"
I knew then it was "Schilted"

Schilting by HGL January 14, 2004

Schilt

To unexpectedly come on your period during sex.

'It was so embarrassing, I schilted all over him'

Schilt by Amsash November 19, 2013

Schimdts Guy

Someone who is slow with very little talent and is usually completely lost

The Schimdts Guy unloaded the truck at 2 cartons per hour

Schimdts Guy by Big Leauge Tenacity May 28, 2018