1. an underhand plot

2.ya crew
i) person 1: ayo wat dey doin ova der!?
person 2: man dem girls be scheemin all day er day

ii) person 1: uh...wat dey doin here?
person 2: oh nah das jus ma scheme
by lil luh October 15, 2006
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Trying to plan something. Searching for something. Blagging to get something/ somewhere your not supposed to have/ get
I schemed the seccies to let us in

I'm going to go scheme buds

I'm scheming for pills!
by Fuzzavelli September 15, 2006
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another word for chav or ned. Mainly a scottish term these creatures also believe, as with the above, that it is acceptable to knife, steal and wear pure white caps that seem to defy gravity!
oh, look yonder dear there be a scheme. Why what fabulous whites he is clothed in.
by bob the wonder jobby July 19, 2003
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a totally fucked up derivative of LISP. A screwy shitty programming language that no self respecting Computer Scientist should ever be forced to work with or look at.
(+(*(/(-(3 4)5)6)7)8) <-- see its shit
by skeem July 29, 2003
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its another word for no or,never
1: you like tommy!?!
2:scheme u do!!
by divis chick0989 August 25, 2007
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The act of pursuing interactions with a person with intentions of dating them/hooking up.
Hey David, are you still gonna scheme Jen? Or have you changed schemes?
by Fckboi123 March 14, 2015
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Scheming is a ingenious way to out maneuver and out wit many minds in advancing devious goals without detection. This can be performed by either one person or by an elite group of schemers. Scheming is an art form. It is art because scheming can be carried out in any possible way at any possible time. If your not sure you've been schemed, than it has been properly done on you. Scheming is usually done to lessen heads from certain activities: smoking some tasty haze
"Jenna realized she was schemed when she found herself alone and the group gone with the spliff"

"Be careful of 123 C and their nonresidents, they may seem cool...but their all scheming bastards"

"Was that scheming or some ninja work?"
by 3rd June 11, 2006
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