schadenyfrog

The delicious feeling one gets when a libtard congressman posts weiner pics in his twitter feed

House member Weiner is grovelling because he posted pictures of his junk on the intertubes and all I feel is schadenyfrog

by norman plumb November 27, 2011

schadenfrog

/ˈʃɑdənfrɔg/
noun.
The guilty erotic pleasure derived from seeing the frog's misfortune on the Chimp versus Frog video. (cf. schadenfreude.)

"Bill's like, 'I'm lacto-ovo and pro-PETA', but you know he felt schadenfrog after seeing Chimp v. Frog."

by Chef Meatstack November 6, 2011

Schadenfrown

When the pleasure derived from the misfortune of others crosses over to pity.

Did you hear about the Red Power Ranger? He stabbed his roommate to death. With a sword. Over an argument. Schadenfrown....

Oh, that 2nd Amendment Advocate's child shot himself with his parent's poorly secured gun. Schadenfrown...

by kurtz February 4, 2015

Schadenfroid

Finding amusement in the suffering of others suffering through bitter winter cold. Frequently occurs in Canadian expats living on the West coast of the USA.

Parking his car at the beach, Frank thought about his friends back home scraping their icy car windshields and felt a sense of schadenfroid.

by kpallist January 7, 2014

Schadenfrightened

The condition of delighting in the suffering of others while simultaneously being terrified.

The President's COVID diagnosis got me feeling schadenfrightened.

by Brightbarb October 9, 2020

schadenfroyo

Increasingly common in the age of overly creative chefs, this is that special satisfaction or pleasure at another person’s unfortunate frozen dessert choice.

What’d you order?

I got one scoop each of Spamberry Crunch, Blueberry Borscht, and Pizza Dough.

Ha! Sucker! I got chocolate and vanilla.

You’re enjoying my disgust too much, this is classic Schadenfroyo.

Do you think I should get the Natto’n Honey, Pralines and Bream, or Whirled Peas?

Try them all! I feel some Schadenfroyo coming on.

by JJ Seldron November 25, 2020