Scene kids are a group of mindless idiots that are an exact replica of one another, whether they want to believe it or not. A majority of them come from wealthy families and most of them used to be preppy before the whole scene came about. They'll call themselves hardcore, yet if you tried to ask them hardcore means they couldn't give you an answer. Most of them are self absorbed and wouldn't dare to talk to anyone outside the scene. They all have shitty taste in music and favors a lame, no talented band that no one's ever heard of. They can't think for themselves. Music is their life, only because they don't have a life. They often live their life by lyrics. You ain't scene without the skinny jeans, white studded belt, dumb ass lip piercings, and nappy mullets. It's pretty typical for them to get stupid tattoos that they'll probably regret in 5 years. They like to give themselves nicknames like BaileyBrutal or MandyMassacre that don't apply to them. Most will claim to be bisexual. A lot of them claim to be gangster but since when did hardcore and gangster go together? The girls believe that one day they will be famous..on the internet. They wear make up like beetle juice and try look 80's ish...even though the 80's have been wiped out for over 20 years. They all think they're photographers only cause they can take a picture of themselves. Most of them convert back to their preppy ways after being tired of trying so hard. Luckily the fad is fading fast.
ME: Look at all those dumb fucks, do they look stupid or what?
SCENE KIDS: OHH EMM GEEEEE!!! Don't judge me. RAWR! I'm just trying to figure myself out.
SCENE KIDS: OHH EMM GEEEEE!!! Don't judge me. RAWR! I'm just trying to figure myself out.
by megan8312 February 14, 2011
Scene Kids are very easy to spot in that they dress the same and usually travel in herds. They can be easily identified by their tight girl jeans from the GAP (this goes for girls and boys) and black hair. A common misonception for heterosexual males is seeing a Male scene kid from behind, they may deem the person female when it is actually a guy.
They are very arrogant, and egotistical. Many of the females may looks innocent and easy, but that is infact a shield that covers their true arrogant and narcissistic nature. They are arrogant in that they think their genre of music is the BEST DAMN THING TO HIT DA' STREETS (quote from scene chick).
Many people have "scene-sickness," a condition where the sight of a scene kid can cause dizziness and even vomiting.
They are very arrogant, and egotistical. Many of the females may looks innocent and easy, but that is infact a shield that covers their true arrogant and narcissistic nature. They are arrogant in that they think their genre of music is the BEST DAMN THING TO HIT DA' STREETS (quote from scene chick).
Many people have "scene-sickness," a condition where the sight of a scene kid can cause dizziness and even vomiting.
Seeing a Male from behind
Chris: Holy Shit! That white chick has a nice tight ass. I'm gonna go squeeze what god gave her.
Mark: FUCK YEAH! Slap some skin on me before you do!
Chris: Hey there pretty lady, I like what you're shaking <squeezes butt>
---Person turns around, to only horrify both males to see that it is in fact a MAN!!!---
Scene Kid: Dude...I'm only Gay on weekdays sorry.
Chris & MarK: WHAT DA' FUCK, it's one of them SCENE KIDS
Mark: Yeah.. I heard they got diseases man! Let's get the fuck out of here and get to the hospital
Chris: Holy Shit! That white chick has a nice tight ass. I'm gonna go squeeze what god gave her.
Mark: FUCK YEAH! Slap some skin on me before you do!
Chris: Hey there pretty lady, I like what you're shaking <squeezes butt>
---Person turns around, to only horrify both males to see that it is in fact a MAN!!!---
Scene Kid: Dude...I'm only Gay on weekdays sorry.
Chris & MarK: WHAT DA' FUCK, it's one of them SCENE KIDS
Mark: Yeah.. I heard they got diseases man! Let's get the fuck out of here and get to the hospital
by Christopher Ess October 2, 2005
little more than barely legal girls trying really really hard to be debbie harry (although her song "rip her to shreds" describes an early version of the "scenester" girl--but they probably don't know that because the only songs they know are "Call Me" and "Heart of Glass")
OR guys in their early 20's who have either no facial hair or a really stupid looking beard and/or mustache...AND they like to show off their buttcracks when they lean over the bar in their tight-ass pants.
OR guys in their early 20's who have either no facial hair or a really stupid looking beard and/or mustache...AND they like to show off their buttcracks when they lean over the bar in their tight-ass pants.
in cleveland the scene kids all do the girls' pants, white belt thing.
Girls almost always wear black and white striped things, footless tights, really ugly flats that don't match their outfits (on purpose), and yes, way too much makeup. They also tend to try and look very "80's" even though they were born at the very end of the decade and know nothing about the culture at that time except for what they see in the movies, which is over-the-top just like them.
Guys wear strictly the black and white lowtop converse, look like their hair was cut by their 4 year old sister, and usually claim to be bisexual.
Actually, that goes for both guys AND girls.
So does frequenting 80's nites of all kinds. The coolest scene kids are on the dance floor, usually standing in one place and moving their arms a little bit (guys) or dancing together trying to make people horny (girls). The girls usually wear spike heels and legwarmers when they go to 80's nite.
Scene kids smoke Camels because the Camel reps in town are also "scenesters" (tall, slightly nerdy looking guy in dark glasses and borderline dress-up clothes with his cute little asian girlfriend who wears just about anything)
They drink PBR almost exclusively (that is, if they are old enough to drink at all).
If they are not at 80's nite they can usually be found at one of the upscale outdoor malls near their home (most likely their parents' home as well) where they can shop at urban outfitters and h&m (so annoying...there is so much stigma attached to both stores now which is really too bad--damn kids!)
Yes, kids. That's the operative word here. True "scene kids" usually are not any older than 21.
Thank GOD most people grow out of that phase eventually!
Girls almost always wear black and white striped things, footless tights, really ugly flats that don't match their outfits (on purpose), and yes, way too much makeup. They also tend to try and look very "80's" even though they were born at the very end of the decade and know nothing about the culture at that time except for what they see in the movies, which is over-the-top just like them.
Guys wear strictly the black and white lowtop converse, look like their hair was cut by their 4 year old sister, and usually claim to be bisexual.
Actually, that goes for both guys AND girls.
So does frequenting 80's nites of all kinds. The coolest scene kids are on the dance floor, usually standing in one place and moving their arms a little bit (guys) or dancing together trying to make people horny (girls). The girls usually wear spike heels and legwarmers when they go to 80's nite.
Scene kids smoke Camels because the Camel reps in town are also "scenesters" (tall, slightly nerdy looking guy in dark glasses and borderline dress-up clothes with his cute little asian girlfriend who wears just about anything)
They drink PBR almost exclusively (that is, if they are old enough to drink at all).
If they are not at 80's nite they can usually be found at one of the upscale outdoor malls near their home (most likely their parents' home as well) where they can shop at urban outfitters and h&m (so annoying...there is so much stigma attached to both stores now which is really too bad--damn kids!)
Yes, kids. That's the operative word here. True "scene kids" usually are not any older than 21.
Thank GOD most people grow out of that phase eventually!
by ginger st. vitus January 19, 2007
Scene kid used to mean hardcore kid or a person in the hardcore scene. Back then it was tough kids who fought for their straight edge beliefs or just fought in general and dancing at shows helped get aggression out. Of course there was alot of unity so if someone got hit during the dancing everyone else would help out pickin the person up. Somewhere along the lines of hardcore, the fashion industry mixed with emo style made its way into the scene. As the style grew bigger, kids who were tiny and couldnt stand up for themselves slowly turned to it to "fit in" and be part of the scene. The style quickly attracted the attention of many girls and people noticed that. soon most people (hardcore kids or not) turned to the trend in order to pull girls.
My opinion: I would never cut off my own balls in order to get chicks. if i was desperate, id save up and go get a hooker. wearing makeup and girls pants and having long hair is the same as chopping your balls off. Since when did you have to lose your masculinity in order to get laid? these kids need large injections of testosterone. theyve ruined our scene, theyve ruined the music by starting generic hardcore bands, theyve ruined girls, because now girls think its ok to be fat and loppy as long as they chop off their hair and dye it 8 different colors and wear all black. Im blaming it on divorce. so many parents are divorced these days that all these kids live with their moms and dont have a strong male influence in the house. for example, if i came home with girls pants, makeup on, long hair dyed different colors, and listened to emo music? my dad would get the most sturdy louisville slugger bat out of my garage and kick the shit out of me and once i was out cold and bloody, he would shave my head, burn the chick pants, use the blood to remove the makeup,inject me with mass amounts of testosterone steroids, ti me up in front of the tv, and make me watch every single superbowl game on tape thats there is. Personally, i think i would do the same to my kid if i had one and that happened.
My opinion: I would never cut off my own balls in order to get chicks. if i was desperate, id save up and go get a hooker. wearing makeup and girls pants and having long hair is the same as chopping your balls off. Since when did you have to lose your masculinity in order to get laid? these kids need large injections of testosterone. theyve ruined our scene, theyve ruined the music by starting generic hardcore bands, theyve ruined girls, because now girls think its ok to be fat and loppy as long as they chop off their hair and dye it 8 different colors and wear all black. Im blaming it on divorce. so many parents are divorced these days that all these kids live with their moms and dont have a strong male influence in the house. for example, if i came home with girls pants, makeup on, long hair dyed different colors, and listened to emo music? my dad would get the most sturdy louisville slugger bat out of my garage and kick the shit out of me and once i was out cold and bloody, he would shave my head, burn the chick pants, use the blood to remove the makeup,inject me with mass amounts of testosterone steroids, ti me up in front of the tv, and make me watch every single superbowl game on tape thats there is. Personally, i think i would do the same to my kid if i had one and that happened.
by JasonSmith February 12, 2006
A bunch of elitist fucks that all dress like girls and wish they were in college. So they can be ARTxCORE.
They also enjoy telling anyone who will listen which bands have 'sold out' (changed from some 'indie' lable to one that's less 'indie' so they can attract a larger audience) and why that's disappointing and/or expected.
They hang out at shows and act completely disinterested in the band and tell you off if you make any attemp at all to enjoy yourself. If you're not one of them, they'll gaggle up in little groups and mock how 'unscene' you are (thus the elitist title).
Scene kids cannot bear to be 'out-banded,' that is to say, if you happen to drop the name of a band they've never heard of before, they'll immediately start bragging about how many times they've seen that band, and then drop a band name (that's probably made up) you've hopefully never heard before just to nurse their wounded ego.
And, believe you me, the ego of a scenester is a force to be reckoned with.
They also enjoy telling anyone who will listen which bands have 'sold out' (changed from some 'indie' lable to one that's less 'indie' so they can attract a larger audience) and why that's disappointing and/or expected.
They hang out at shows and act completely disinterested in the band and tell you off if you make any attemp at all to enjoy yourself. If you're not one of them, they'll gaggle up in little groups and mock how 'unscene' you are (thus the elitist title).
Scene kids cannot bear to be 'out-banded,' that is to say, if you happen to drop the name of a band they've never heard of before, they'll immediately start bragging about how many times they've seen that band, and then drop a band name (that's probably made up) you've hopefully never heard before just to nurse their wounded ego.
And, believe you me, the ego of a scenester is a force to be reckoned with.
by whitniist July 26, 2005
around where we live, scene kids are usually short- to- medium height and very skinny, with the occasional porker, who unfortunately, tries to fit into the same size clothes. they usually have long or shoulder-length spiky hair dyed black, with caramel-looking patches. the girls seem to love the miniskirts & leggings trend. despite their somewhat-appealing exterior, they're very narcissistic and only care about themselves and other people scene enough for them. all non-scene kids secretly hate them.
by philphleira nachitaki September 29, 2006
Evidence that modern subcultures are progressivley sinking deeper into the shitter.
Scene? No depth at all beyond excessive vanity, (Good fucking god. The world's being taken over by trashy, clashing barbiedoll clones.), and must have uber-cute girly obsessions. You immediately choose to like your little dino's? Glitter? Eyeliner? Hello Kitty? Invader Zim? Jack Skellington? Photography? Great job at making things cheap for people with genuine interest in it.
Even classic sub-cultures with depth like goth and punk going back 30 years ago have been reduced to shallow, childish fads that have no place out of teenage years.
You know a generation has failed when people in it thinks it sucks ass. I stand by my opinion.
Scene? No depth at all beyond excessive vanity, (Good fucking god. The world's being taken over by trashy, clashing barbiedoll clones.), and must have uber-cute girly obsessions. You immediately choose to like your little dino's? Glitter? Eyeliner? Hello Kitty? Invader Zim? Jack Skellington? Photography? Great job at making things cheap for people with genuine interest in it.
Even classic sub-cultures with depth like goth and punk going back 30 years ago have been reduced to shallow, childish fads that have no place out of teenage years.
You know a generation has failed when people in it thinks it sucks ass. I stand by my opinion.
Scene kids are dissapointing.
by R'Amen December 5, 2010