A person in the LOSB* private members club. *League of Scary Birds. This is an internet-based club, it's the biggest group of TRUE friends in the world, where just about anything goes on any topic from serious to trivial. Ribald humour is de rigeur. A Scary Bird can be male or female.
I was talking on the phone to X, she's a fellow Scary Bird. We're arranging drinks but we'll have to hire a private room, you know how raucous and loud it gets when Scary Birds get together.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'