Scadult 

Scooter + Adult: An adult who uses/rides a scooter (not motorized, not a wheelchair). The scooter is exactly like those used by children. The adult also may be wearing knee pads and a helmet. Used mostly in urban areas.

Check out that scadult cruising down the sidewalk!

Scadult by jacamyot November 11, 2011

sadult

An adult who genuinely just fucking hates life.

It's hard not to be a sadult with how shit 2020 is going.

sadult by incredibly_sad July 3, 2020

SCADuate 

A barista who also happens to be a graduate of The Savannah College of Art and Design.

Frat Dude 1: "Yo, you see that chick over there with the nose ring? She hooks me up with the dopest latte art, dude."

Frat Dude 2: "Man, she's such a SCADuate."

SCADuate by FOMS October 14, 2020

scadutch

Up and run out of ER in a hospital gown

That patient up and scadutched out of the ED in after her turkey sandwich

scadutch by Chickenbok February 22, 2021

Sadult

An adult who reads children's literature, most noticeably Harry Potter books.

Check out that 30 something reading the latest Potter book. What a sadult.

Sadult by filthygrogeous August 10, 2009

Skedaddle Scaduto 

Dick is no noodle

Skedaddle Scaduto

It was speek to text, it is not typed:)

Skedaddle Scaduto by Irma Is A Retard October 22, 2018