sawhorse

A sawhorse is the act of a man jacking off while sitting on a womens back.

after banging the hell out of my wifes ass, I said, "Hey baby, how about a sawhorse." Without hesitation, she said please.

by baugh November 10, 2004

sawhorse

A device used to saw off ones fingers. Sawhorses can also be used as signage holders for open houses or other various objects. A sawhorse should be kept in the office at all times.

Bring the sawhorse to the orientation, it can hold up the signage or I can use it to saw off my fingers.......

by Birdman Forever May 15, 2006

Sawhorse

double penetration
When two men have sex with one woman. They enter via anus and vagina. Looks eerily similar to the legs of a sawhorse.

Bob and Mark sawhorsed Karen in the shower last night. So at least we didn't need to clean up the couch today.

by KlineXXY August 14, 2008

Norwegian Sawhorse

A Norwegian Sawhorse is a term used to describe a male whose penis has been gnawed off by either a homosexual male or heterosexual female. The homosexual male or heterosexual female whom performed the Norwegian Sawhorse frequently ingest the blood from the penal area, gargling it in their mouth, and then making a neighing sound. It often results in extreme loss of blood from the penal area, as well as detaching part of the penis.

Frank: Hey Bill, do you want to go get a little practice in at the bowling alley?

Bill: Nope, sorry, I can't. Last night my boyfriend gave me a Norwegian Sawhorse and I can hardly walk today. Do you have any triple antibiotic ointment I could borrow?

by Javarris Jamar Javarison-Lamar December 3, 2013

sawhorse slider

the act of bending a person over an object (ie. a sawhorse) so that hands and feet are touching the floor and then moving the penis back and forth through the butt crack so as to achieve sexual pleasure (imagine titty fucking only with a couple of fat ass cheeks)

Did you see the shitter on that critter? I'd love to give her the sawhorse slider!

by goodcook January 4, 2010

Mississippi Sawhorse

When 2 men touch the tips of their Penises together, and 2 women proceed to scissor with the penises in the middle of the action. They then proceed to slide back and forth along the Penises, and the men can thrust in unison if desired.

Did you see those lesbians? I would definitely do the Mississippi Sawhorse with them.

by Rick Nay June 13, 2022

Wobbly Sawhorse

A sex position where a man fucks a girls ass while another man fucks her pussy all while she stands on one knee.

Suzy's loose. Me and Dylan pulled the wobbly sawhorse on her and now she'll never be the same.

by 77wobblys September 3, 2009