A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.
It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.
It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.
"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."
by LordHarambe8789 November 22, 2016
She sings. She dances. She dies. The 'Sparkling Diamond' of the Moulin Rouge in the movie of the same name played by Nicole Kidman. She is a prostitute who had never fallen in love before until she met Christian, played by Ewan McGregor.
Sometimes I wish I was Satine, but then I remember two minor details: 1. she dies
2. she is a prostitute.
Hmm.
2. she is a prostitute.
Hmm.
by Milkwasabadchoice August 18, 2006
sa-teen
Noun; A girl with various talents. Can be also use as an adjective to describe something beautiful or pretty. Or also can be use as a slang word for SARDINES!
Noun; A girl with various talents. Can be also use as an adjective to describe something beautiful or pretty. Or also can be use as a slang word for SARDINES!
by ncole October 4, 2017
by Drone September 13, 2005
by Deccashoots May 18, 2016
1. A type of fabric often confused for silk
2. A incredible smart , beautiful ,strong or independent woman
2. A incredible smart , beautiful ,strong or independent woman
by nitasmoon December 19, 2016
1) An utterly horrible misspelling of the word "Satan". Anyone who uses the word "satin" in any other context besides, "Oh, what lovely satin sheets you have!" should not be allowed the privilege of breathing and shout be shot, or beaten to death with a pentacle. they seem to like those a lot. (The worst part is that I've seen satan spelled with an I more than I've seen it the correct way.
2) Yet another sign that humanity is doomed.
2) Yet another sign that humanity is doomed.
1) All hail Satin! But first, I have to ask my mom if it's alright.
2) Satin: Sign of the apocalypse
2) Satin: Sign of the apocalypse
by Paige March 4, 2004