Jerry: "DAMN SASQUATCHES STOLE MY CAR!!"
Ismael: "GET THE NOOSE!!"
by cheesepuffs3250 August 13, 2011
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an american male, or male whom acts like an american. used in eastern canada and parts of quebec. strangely, most people from saskatchewan and alberta are sasquatches. (supposedly) derives from the latin term "canus americanus" and was used as a code word by the mexican mafia to refer to CIA agents. sasquatch does not seem to apply to *southern* americans, who are talkative and funny -- the hallmark of the sasquatch is being quiet and angry. in rare cases, women can be considered sasquatch. e.g. lindsay lohan, rosie o'donnell, the cast of 'sex and the city'. a wombat is a baby sasquatch.
"omg fifty cent is such a sasquatch"

"look at all the brand-new trucks in the parking lot, this place is going to be totally sasquatched"

"fuck you haters jay-z is not a sasquatch"
by Joey Tribbliani September 12, 2007
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A wonderful looking women , but has a hairy vagina ... very , very hairy ... hairy like a sasquatch.
by rkj19 March 9, 2011
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My cousin, tony... yeah, he's a huge.... hairy, smelly..yeah
by catie darby April 7, 2003
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The process of remove large sums of hair from the body as seen on Reddit /r/AskWomen
Girl 1: How long does it take you to shower?
Girl 2: It's around 10-15 minutes usually unless I'm doing a full on de-sasquatching which can bump up the time to 20-30 min.
by LeftyGuns July 26, 2014
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