A hairy female who is notorious for smelling like uncooked pastrami. This creature believes that by bleaching its large thatches of facial hair it can pass somewhat as human. Has an irritating high pitch voice and has a slight gimp fromn having wild snoo snoo with wild gorillas.
by Paul January 11, 2004
An individual that has the ability to consume enormous amounts of drugs and still function as a normal human being.
James:Mom is Snoop Dogg a sasquatch?
Mom: most probably, why?
James:well fuck, I wanna be a sasquatch when I grow up.
Mom: most probably, why?
James:well fuck, I wanna be a sasquatch when I grow up.
by Tank.com October 4, 2018
walking while taking large steps and waving your arms in a virtacle motion, when a car comes by, you turn your head and scream at them and then continue to walk.
by apersonnn August 30, 2011
introverted bear; a hirsute homosexual male who normally would be identified as "bear" but doesn't go out socially enough to be identified as such.
Jack considered going to International Bear Rendezvous Weekend in San Francisco, but being a Sasquatch, he decided to stay home and crochet.
by neargoodness July 26, 2016
Receiving a hand job from Sasquatch in a cave while being hung. This should be done by Sasquatch's feet.
Originally from "The Nerdist" with Chris Hardwick.
Originally from "The Nerdist" with Chris Hardwick.
by SFJ-Man May 31, 2011
When two men engage in manual sex (jacking off) with each other while both are suspended from and being strangled by nooses. Named for what Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman would do with Sasquatch in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
by Magic_Al42 July 21, 2011
the act of shaving ones pubic hair and ejaculating on a woman and throwing it on her. This is widely known as the sasquatch.
by Mr.Cuddles July 10, 2004