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sardinian chess 

Chess game played in rural Sardinia where sheep is used instead of pawns. Also said of corporate managers delegating responsibility to incapable employees.
sardinian chess by art zaba August 17, 2006

Menearse la sardina 

Describes the male’s act of masturbation. Widely used in Spain. As an adjective, can be used both in an abusive or friendly way.
Edgar tiene la mala costumbre de menearse la sardina todas las noches.

sardinia 

The best isle of the world, the last paradise on earth, the proudest and the toughest people ever. SARDIGNA NATZIONE!!! SARDIGNA NO EST ITALIA. (sardinia is not italy)
Where do we find best places, best people, top quality life, and ton of ancient culture? Sardinia, of course!!!
sardinia by shardana September 16, 2007

Santinian 

Ancient race of nappy haired robots, sent to this planet to keep Mary, the ancient intergalactic werewolf, from hatching her eggs via a native eggsack. Santinians can be identified by their frizzy nappy hair, stilted speech patterns, and inability to leave the lunch table without permission.
Mike is the leader of the Santinians here on Earth.
Santinian by Bob September 22, 2004

douchebag sardinecan

A BMW full of douchebags; typically (but not limited to) a convertible BMW with at least one extra douchebag crammed into the undersized backseat. Sometimes this vehicle may be blasting some sort of house music and those inside may be dressed for a nightclub during daylight hours for some reason. Despite the fact that there are at least three other people capable of sending that text message, the driver is usually texting while driving.
Holy crap, that BMW just flew past us going 90km (56 miles) an hour in a school zone. That driver didn't even look up from his phone at that stop sign.

What a douchebag!

There were four people in that douchebag sardinecan.
douchebag sardinecan by ndfnico November 13, 2011
The next great head coach in University of Washington Huskies football, e.g. Steve Sarkisian
In contrast to the shambles Willingham left behind, Sarkisian has the Dawgs in the Top 10.

Locker is completing 72.8% of his passes since Sarkisian took over as head coach!

Honey, I think we should name him "Jesus" or "Sarkisian."

Holy Sarkisian we're going to the Rose Bowl!
Sarkisian by adam hollander December 16, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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