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San Francisco Treat

oral sex performed on a supposedly straight man by a gay man
Dude, just say no if Bruce offers you a "San Francisco Treat".
San Francisco Treat by Scoats August 11, 2003

San Francisco Treat

While having sex in the doggystyle position before you bust a nut pull out your cock and spit on the bitches ass. She will think you have just cum on that booty. As she turns around to inspect the load you unleash a hefty wad on her face.
"yo you remember that slut lina? I gave her an epic San Francisco treat last night"
*high five*
San Francisco Treat by k20onboost January 12, 2009

San Francisco Treat

The act of eating 5lbs of Apple sauce and then taking exlax, then shitting on a slip and slide and going for a ride!
Yeah me and Scott just did the San Francisco treat! Talk about a mud slide!
San Francisco Treat by Josh Spoon October 25, 2007

San Francisco Treat

Similar to the Houdini. When doing your girlfriend doggie-style, you switch out with your buddy. Now, instead of heading outside to wave to your gf, you turn around and stick it in your buddy's ass. Since everyone in SF is either openly or a closet homo, this is a treat for everyone!

San Francisco Treat

This is where a man and his life partner prepare some "Rice a Roni" in a large skillet all the while, being nude. Once the rice is ready, place in a large serving dish. The two fun boys then begin to manually relive each other to the point of climax. The "gun barrels" then empty onto the rice and thus the "San Francisco Treat" is ready to be consumed. Allow 5 min to settle, add salt to taste.
So, I heard that you and your lover made and ate a "San Francisco Treat" last night. Did you remember to wear a smile?
San Francisco Treat by the "R" February 19, 2010

San Francisco treat

The act of giving a man a skillful dick sucking from over the pants.

The term was popularised by tech death metal vocalist Oliver Rae alleron as an ongoing joke onstage with the band archspire
I was at Buffalo Wild Wings with Jared and he got under the table and gave me a San Francisco treat!