bad samaritan acceleration

The bit of fast walking you do after not having held a door for another person. Occurs most often in borderline cases.

"That dude was kinda too far to hold the door for, but he gave me a nasty look when I used a bit of bad samaritan acceleration."

by minj April 30, 2010

Schrödinger’s Samaritan

Someone online who gets after obvious satire for being supposedly sexist or racist, yet also being either of those things un-ironically (example: “these sexist memes are so awful, I bet they were made by white loser incel dudes!”)

“This bigoted meme can’t hide under the pretense of satire, that doesn’t make it okay!!!”

Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan

by walter the waxy May 8, 2023

samaritans

white men who neck it

"whats a good racial slur for white men"
"samaritans:

by Alex "not my real name" Kevin November 8, 2023

Samaritan

Someone who sneaks up behind a human being and chokes thst human until they defecate and then continues to choke that human until they die.

Daniel Penny is a a good samaritan.

by JusteBelmont May 13, 2023

Samaritan

There are two meanings of Samaritan:

A person who is kind and caring to anyone they meet

An evil AI supercomputer who knows how to solve the world's problems

"That guy is such a samaritan"

"Samaritan is the future"

by Housel June 3, 2021

Snit Snit Snit Samaritan

Good Samaritan with a batitude.

The Snit Snit Snit Samaritan helped out reluctantly.

by Cyllum June 24, 2022

Samaritanism

Samaritanism describes good actions that are often done by people who believe they are genuinely good themselves.
While such behavior is appreciable, due to the way the world works presently, it has become more of an annoyance than a virtue.
People who fall under this description should be called samaritans.

Bob: "John really likes to help out everyone he sees huh..."

Samaritanism in action...

Mark: "He's just competing for the nicest person award. Fucking samaritans."

by Greatkibble January 8, 2015