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Sam Golbach 

Sam Golbach is a cute boy with beautiful blue eyes from Kansas. He ghost hunts places with his best friends Colby Brock, Corey Scherer, and Jake Webber. He and his best friend grew fame from vine. He used to live in a house with 5 roommates, they called their house the trap house.
My friend: he is the cutest, palest, boy ever!
Me: Oh you must be talking about Sam Golbach
Sam Golbach by Iamqueer426 August 14, 2019
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sam golbach 

you cannot put a definition to this man! heโ€™s just everything more than words can describe. what a perfect hooman.
oh look, sam golbach.. the sexiest man alive

sam golbach 

the literal cutest person to ever exist, once you watch his videos your heart will explode into this; ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’“
friend 1; hey you heard of sam golbach?
friend 2; yeah he makes my heart explode๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’˜

Sam Golbachโ€™s Nipples 

samโ€™s nipples are at least nob existing. with the size of at 1/2 a centimeter, iโ€™ve had mosquito bites larger than them. we love you sam! and your tiny nips
sam golbachโ€™s nipples are so tiny!

SamGolbachsexual 

a person who only has feelings for Sam Golbach only
my friend colby is 100% SamGolbachsexual he is such a simp for Sam Golbach
SamGolbachsexual by xplr.carla January 3, 2021

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to โ€œfind your placeโ€. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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