Sam Brownback

When, during anal sex, your partner fecallates all over your penis, and the rush to pull out subsequently results in said feces spewing all over your chest and onto your partners back.

Dude, I am NEVER having sex with Mike again.

Why?

He Sam Brownbacked all over me the last time, and I almost threw up.

Sam Brownback by Freedom4None February 11, 2015

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Sam Brownback

A homoerotic act between two men where one man places his own fecal matter in his mouth and inserts the fecal matter into his partners anus using his tounge.

That Sam Brownback video made Two Girls and a Cup look like Saturday Morning Cartoons.

Sam Brownback by Billy the Retard February 11, 2015

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Sam Brownback

Noun. The act where a man ejacualtes a tanned-colored fluid onto another man's woolly back after the penetration of an unsanitary anus.

I watched as he got dressed only to notice the stain on the back of his white t-shirt and remembered that I had just made a Sam Brownback with him.

Sam Brownback by ToadsMcGoads February 11, 2015

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sam brownback

Eight bear gays stuffed in a Ford Mustang, smelling each others' fingers while going to an antique shop.

We took a sam brownback and let me tell you, the journey was better than the destination.

sam brownback by trzz333 November 21, 2013

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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