salty spread

when all of a sudden you punch your girlfriend in the face and you put salt all over her vajj

paul and jennifer were watching a movie and he gave her the salty spread

by milk T January 10, 2008

spread eagle Sally

A character name for a hott girl that is in the mood for sexual pleasure and is quick to open her legs spread eagle. Brother Jed Smock has coined this term at many lectures/preachings across America's college campuses when advising women not to mold into this character.

I had a great time with spread eagle Sally after that rockin' party last night.

by Hawkster December 9, 2008