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Salty Walter

When a person is being extra pissy, aka salty.
"Joshua is pissed that I didn't go down on him. He is such a Salty Walter."

Salty Walter!

V: The act of ejaculating on a females face, smacking her, and yelling "Walter".

Salty Water Splash 

1.) When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and pisses in her ass then she farts the piss all over his face.

2.) When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and he pisses in her vagina and she queefs it all over his face.
Josh was fucking laurel and she totally gave him the salty water splash.
Salty Water Splash by tunitdeath September 20, 2009

Salty Water Cannon 

(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.
"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"

salt water wetback 

A saltwater wetback is a European American. A descendant of illegal European squatters occupying the Americas who had to cross the salt waters of the sea to get to North and South America.
Salt water wetback“go back to Mexico you wetbacks! You had to cross the rio grande to get here”

Mexican “your people had to cross a whole sea to get here, your the wetbacks

salt water taffy

a sexual act in which the male, after producing a thorough lather of genital perspiration during a night out, receives a blowjob from an unsuspecting partner. Usually the male is too drunk to become aroused, resulting in a flacid, salty, and relatively unsatisfying experience for both parties.
Ladies love it when the humidity spikes, performing the subsequent salt water taffy always reminds them of childhood vacations to the beach
salt water taffy by pkhehe August 14, 2010