Salesjerk 

guy who works at Futureshop or car dealership who only offers help to women when in the company of men

The salesjerk at Futureshop did not make time for the woman looking for a powerbrick and rapidly lost her business.

Salesjerk by NicS-C June 14, 2010

salesperson 

salesman. It's obvious. What else can it be?

Hey look! That salesperson is selling some garbage!

salesperson by whatdoyoumeanwhatdoyoumean? August 19, 2016

salesterbation 

A process that occurs when lots of sales people get together and get each other excited without actually making a sale.

Did you hear about the salesterbation at the sales kickoff? They are really excited about the new roadmap.

salesterbation by mushmouth71 October 14, 2008

Anti-Depressant Salesperson 

Someone who pisses you off for their own gain, enough for you to crave prozac.

Synonym: Prozac Representative

"Hey did you see Cheyney last night?"
"Yeah... that anti-depressant salesperson is out for a quick buck."

Anti-Depressant Salesperson by chatters44 May 27, 2009

furniture salesperson 

A poor bastard who sales furniture, lamps, recliners and bedding. One who lies to people about their taste in home furnishings. A person who listens to constant whinning about prices, listens to rambling about a house decore they don't give a shit about. When this simpleton finally closes the sale the buyer immediately begins to complain about the product.
A furniture salesperson might have to view buggars on the bottom of a recliner brought in for repair, might be exposed to the piss on mattress sent back to the store.
The furniture salesperson is always nice at work and a real ass hole at home. They have held as long as they can!

customer= JUST LOOKING!
furniture Salesperson- can I help you find something
customer- do you have a floral camel back sofa up on legs, maybe one you repoed. My credit ain't so good. Do you guys have 12 month same as cash?
furniture Salesperson- No we only sale new furniture, have you tried the flea market or a yard sale?

furniture salesperson by mannman November 10, 2009

salesperson75

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salesperson75 by Salesperson75 December 6, 2023