A sacrificial hoodie, is a hoodie one should buy to prevent your favorite hoodie from being stolen while dating.
If you have extra hoodies, then the hoodie you don't want stolen isn't the one you let them wear.
If you have extra hoodies, then the hoodie you don't want stolen isn't the one you let them wear.
Guy 1: "This girl I met the bar, I let her have my favorite hoodie I was wearing, and I don't think I'm getting it back..."
Guy 2: "You don't have any sacrificial hoodies? I just got like 12 hoodies at the thrift shop for seven dollars."
Guy 2: "You don't have any sacrificial hoodies? I just got like 12 hoodies at the thrift shop for seven dollars."
by ArrBaby December 16, 2019
The very first pancake that is cooked. Typically turns out to be the worst one in the batch due to an improperly prepared pan. Can be used to refer to a terrible 'first' of anything.
The recipe says it makes eight pancakes, but it's really only seven because no one's going to eat the sacrificial pancake.
She winced, thinking about her earliest dating fiasco, but comforted herself by deciding that her failure of a first boyfriend was merely the sacrificial pancake in her dating career.
She winced, thinking about her earliest dating fiasco, but comforted herself by deciding that her failure of a first boyfriend was merely the sacrificial pancake in her dating career.
by quenelle February 04, 2012
That broken or small chip which is too tiny to be dipped so it is thrown into the dip and drowned so that it can be removed by a Rescue Chip.
My fingers get all cheesy trying to dip these crumbs! I'm going to throw these Sacrificial Chips in and go get a new bag of Rescue Chips!
by JimmyJamBer August 01, 2009
by Theamazinggeek March 09, 2015
A sacrificial lesbian, is basically your very good friend who may identify as not-straight to some degree, while as you during the day in direct sunlight are completely heterosexual. Yet during the night, usually in the presence of being under the influence, do you take your not straight friend and make out/ hook up with them for the sake of zero fucks being given. All heteronormativity returns back to normal the next morning.
Sometimes done for the fun of having a chill person to make out with, sometimes used as a tactic of twat swatting one another.
Sometimes done for the fun of having a chill person to make out with, sometimes used as a tactic of twat swatting one another.
Straight friend: "I'm totally down for the D"
*Six shots later*
Straight friend: "Yo, where the V at?"
*queue Katy Perry "I kissed a girl"*
Random guy: "So are you two dating?"
Not-straight friend: "No, we're best friends, but tonight I am just her sacrificial lesbian. All will be quiet on the Western Front tomorrow morning though."
*Six shots later*
Straight friend: "Yo, where the V at?"
*queue Katy Perry "I kissed a girl"*
Random guy: "So are you two dating?"
Not-straight friend: "No, we're best friends, but tonight I am just her sacrificial lesbian. All will be quiet on the Western Front tomorrow morning though."
by the sacrificial lesbian February 26, 2014
A lime that only ~1/8th is used and the rest goes to waste. Usually for the sole purpose of making a cocktail or garnish.
Wife: "I am tired of throwing out the sacrificial lime every Sunday."
Husband: "I guess I should start drinking more and use the whole lime."
Wife: "Or you could not act like such a pussy and drink your Jack and Diet Coke without one."
Husband: "I guess I should start drinking more and use the whole lime."
Wife: "Or you could not act like such a pussy and drink your Jack and Diet Coke without one."
by MrMet1974 August 07, 2010
A urinal between two occupied urinals that is left open to avoid crowding and embarrassing misunderstandings
Alien: Why do human males only use every other urinal?
Guy: So strangers won't see our cocks or think we're looking at their cocks. We call the empty one "the sacrificial urinal."
Alien: Why is it such a big deal to see each other's cocks? Or why can't you just say "I'm not going to look at your cock if you don't look at mine?"
Guy: I definitely wouldn't believe somebody if they told me that, plus it offers no protection against bumping into each other.
Guy: So strangers won't see our cocks or think we're looking at their cocks. We call the empty one "the sacrificial urinal."
Alien: Why is it such a big deal to see each other's cocks? Or why can't you just say "I'm not going to look at your cock if you don't look at mine?"
Guy: I definitely wouldn't believe somebody if they told me that, plus it offers no protection against bumping into each other.
by 8bAllv1lla1n November 06, 2009