scampions are the stupid boys that ot to campion skol in hornchurch they think they r the best wen they all get off at romford station to go meet all the sacred sluts u think they r the pretyest girls around but really they aint coz they all just look the same at least u got the other skols eg there rivile brentwood ursulins they r different yea they may wear brown but they all have there own unique personalitys n style u no what scamps dunno what u c in them sluts u shud definatly go for the brentwood lassies!
"omg yeah i fuck dat sacred slut the other day she wud du nefin if i sweet tlked her" " well i tryed it with that brentwood girl we didnt du nefin but she is so easy to tlk to her i get on with her wellgd"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!