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Sabertooth Crotch Critters 

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.
Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

sabertooth 

A sabertooth is a woman that is the older version of the cougar. A 60+ year old women who is on the prowl for fresh young male meat. She is old, rich, and looking for a crazy night of sex with a guy who can go all night long without Viagra.
I meet a sabertooth at a bar and she took me to her house and ravaged my tender young male body.
sabertooth by Franklin Manson December 15, 2008

Sabertooth Crotchcricket 

1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.
That boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.

sabertron 

i love SABERTRON
sabertron by beachbaby56 October 17, 2008

Sabertooth 

A woman so old she should be extinct yet still out hunting meat.
That chick I banged last night was a complete sabertooth
Sabertooth by Zturner68 April 21, 2011

sabertooth tiger 

A prehistoric "cougar" that preys on young men that could be her grandson's age.
When I took my grandma to Bingo, her sabertooth tiger friends couldn't keep their paws off me.