by JaLa March 27, 2012
A pissant with a lot more propensity to be annoying; or a worthless person whose mentality dates back to the Stone Age or the Cro-Magnon era.
My boss is a Saber Tooth Pissant.
by JanitorialDebut November 1, 2009
by Charles July 19, 2003
Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.
by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005
by Throbbingroot November 21, 2008
The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.
"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"
by Blitz77 May 21, 2010
AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
by BigP June 23, 2005