Rusty Screwdriver 

Similar to a 'Wet Willie', but instead you stick your finger up your but, then the persons ear

John gave me a Wet Willie yesterday, so i got him back with a Rusty Screwdriver!

Rusty Screwdriver by scarywolf91 March 19, 2008

Rusty Screwdriver 

A promiscuous redhead who "screws around" a lot; a skank, a slut, a man-whore.

"You might think that ginger's interested in you, Steve, but she's just a rusty screwdriver."

Rusty Screwdriver by UserNameHere! October 12, 2011

rusty screwdriver 

an alcoholic beverage consisting of Sunny D and Vodka

Man, I am so hungover from drinking all those rusty screwdrivers.

rusty screwdriver by cubanluis March 16, 2008

rusty screwdriver 

gay anal sex w/o a condomn

joe got a rusty screwdriver last night in prison, he must have dropped the soap

rusty screwdriver by john gilboy September 30, 2006

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver 

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011