Rusty Screwdriver 

Similar to a 'Wet Willie', but instead you stick your finger up your but, then the persons ear

John gave me a Wet Willie yesterday, so i got him back with a Rusty Screwdriver!

Rusty Screwdriver by scarywolf91 March 19, 2008

Rusty Screwdriver 

A promiscuous redhead who "screws around" a lot; a skank, a slut, a man-whore.

"You might think that ginger's interested in you, Steve, but she's just a rusty screwdriver."

Rusty Screwdriver by UserNameHere! October 12, 2011

rusty screwdriver 

an alcoholic beverage consisting of Sunny D and Vodka

Man, I am so hungover from drinking all those rusty screwdrivers.

rusty screwdriver by cubanluis March 16, 2008

rusty screwdriver 

gay anal sex w/o a condomn

joe got a rusty screwdriver last night in prison, he must have dropped the soap

rusty screwdriver by john gilboy September 30, 2006

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver 

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020