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rusty clam digging

Paying homeage to New Englanders, It is customary to blindfold self and line up three willing female parties in a row. One, and only one of these parties must be on the rag. You then precede to perform cunnilingus on all three parties; blindfolded. You must use sense of taste to identify the one with the bloody, rust tasting, clot-laden, hairy, cunt. When detected this culinary mystery you must scream aloud, "That's aint Chowdah!" to win.
Hey Chadwick, I was down the Vineyard the other day on fathers yaught and tried my hand at some Rusty Clam Digging with Hildigard and the girls! Boy does my tummy ache and my lobster apron is covered in blood!

Rusty Piss Clam

when you soak a barrell of live clams in piss overnight, turn them in your partners ass 360 degress and boil them for 15-20 minutes until they are tender .... if they float to the top of the water its now a rusty piss clam floater ......... which is where you bob for the clams in the before mentioned barrel which is now fully fermented
Gary and Andy collected piss clams on the beach then brought them back to the house for a old fashion rusty piss clam bake ....... then they collected the piss clam floaters and bobbed for piss clams
Rusty Piss Clam by WikidThoughtz December 8, 2009

Scrub rusty clamps 

To fuck an older woman who hasn't had sex in years
Hey guys I can't go to the bar I'm gonna scrub rusty clamps

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004