Russian War

The Russian War (also known as the Russian-English War) started on November 23rd, 2009. Though the exact time cannot be provided, it is estimated that the Russian War started around 7:00PM. Katelyn Ross, an English anti-Russian accent female activist is at the root of this war. With Emile Chuck Norris' Fortier as her first worshiper, Kateland (Katelyn Ross) became a dictator who would ignite and direct a war that is estimated to last for the next week or two.

How the war started:

Russian Guy: Where is the bathroom? (Russian Accent)
Katelyn: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Not the Russian English accent! NOOOOOOOO!!! We are doomed!!
Russian Guy: Hunh????
Katelyn: TAKE THIS ENGLISH FOR DUMMIES BOOK YOU... RUSSIAN!!!


The Katelyn-Russian war will be one of the most intense wars in the history of the world.

Note: The Katelyn-Russian war led to American believing that:

Canada + russians = communists
Canada + higher taxes + free health care + cheaper universities = communism
Canada + russians + free health care = free health care for communists
Canada + free health care for communists = free health care for Castro!!!
Canada = Communism
Communism = War
Canada = WAR!!!!

Therefore, Americans will nuke Canada and jack all their natural resources.

A big Eskimo in a Yack's pooper.

When a fat woman has an enormous crap that hurts her anus: she yells ''FOR FUCKING RUSSIAN WAR'S SAKE!!!!''

Random note:

There's a town called Fucking in Austria... just thought I'd let you know

Russian War by Emile Fortier February 23, 2009

russian war helmet 

this is a really nasty surprise to the unsuspecting victim in wich you place your balls on their forehead and errection down their nose and ejaculate on thier face resembling a roman helmet but seamen has rushed out on to the victims face

last nite after my girl passed out I gave her a russian war helmet I was only aiming for a roman helmet but i got a little excited and it kinda rushed out

russian war helmet by [e-mail] October 11, 2007

Russian War Crime 

When you shove a bottle of vodka up a man's ass with his adult children cheering him on.

Putin had to cancel his state of the federation speech due to injuries sustained during his russian war crime marathon

Russian War Crime by Nunchuck April 9, 2022

Russian Civil War

Da Soviet

Russian Civil War be like

Never gonna give you up

Russian Civil War by Annv June 21, 2021

Russian-Ukrainian war 

A war started in early 2022, it may be the last war. Sooner or later, nukes will be dropped because of this area, and the end of days will come. If not from this conflict, from the Sino-Taiwaneese war.

Russian Teen: "Oh no i hope i dont get drafted into the Russian-Ukrainian war!"

Russian-Ukrainian war by Totally not Mikaylah April 17, 2023

Russian warship... Go fuck yourself

-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa February 24th, 2022

Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).

"Did you hear that? The Russian Navy wants us to surrender, hey Russian warship... Go fuck yourself"

Russian warship... Go fuck yourself by MarshallC February 25, 2022

Russian Warthog 

The Russian Warthog is when one uses gel or Elmers Glue to sculpt his pubic hair into tusks and a babushka, so as to make his penis look like an Angry Russian Warthog.

Last night I went out with Anastasiya and unveiled my Russian Warthog. She love it, but I almost poked her eye out with the left tusk.

Russian Warthog by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss November 28, 2011