rug muncher

a lesbian

you are a rug muncher

by tim mitchell June 21, 2003

rug muncher

another term for a dyke or lesbian.

That large girl with the short hair and hairy legs looks like a rug muncher.

by Taliesin January 9, 2005

rug muncher

This is slang for a lesbian, the basic term is someone who likes to eat carpet. Meaning pussy eating. Hense Rug Muncher

Kate is a rug muncher she likes to shop at carpet right.

by Dave1894 December 16, 2008

rug muncher

a term originally refering to giving women oral sex, but can also be used to describe lesbians and men believed to be "whipped" enough to give a woman head.

You gave her head?!? Dude, you are such a rug muncher

by Bugaloo Schrimp April 22, 2006

rug muncher

a girl who likes girls & wants sexytime from them.

"Gemma Cullen well rugged munched Cat"

yes you are a rug muncher.

by shizzlemysoup May 23, 2008

rug muncher

A woman who licks bush. The most famous of them all is Rikki Smith.

Hey, isn't that Rikki the rug muncher?

by Bush Bobber April 23, 2003

rug muncher

Someone who eats women out

jeremy's never going to munch rug because he loves the cock(according to malcolm his fondel buddy)

by Anonymous November 28, 2002