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ross noble 

An English stand-up comedian, known for his often improvised sets, based almost entirely around audience members he has conversations with. Originally from Cramlington in Northumberland, he now resides in Australia with wife Fran.
It's difficult to give examples of ross noble, because his style is incredibly physical, but some memorable quotes include:

"How come Miss Universe is only won by people from Earth?"
"Tonight's show is sponsored by Ted Danson's Pizza shack!"
"It's christopher Reeves the Musical!"
*on reading a fortune cookie* "And I was feeling a bit cheeky, so I went 'ooh, it say's 'You have AIDS' ' "
ross noble by Pete Jackson November 24, 2006
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Ross Noble has the best hair in radio. He is also funny
Man to hairdresser : Please make me look as good as Ross Noble
ross noble by cat2 January 10, 2005

Ross Noble 

The funnyest guy alive. Creator of the works borange and flump. Also invented "The Bast" - what he calls Guy Sebastian.
Ross Noble by Adam January 6, 2005

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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