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rosmaphobia 

Fear that Walruses (Odobenus Rosmarus) are sercretly infiltrating the United States government, media, and entertainment industries; and stealing U.S. Secrets. Many who suffer from this condition also believe that Walruses have built an advanced industrial civilization in unexplored areas of the continent of Antarctica; and possess an economic market backing a currency far superior to the U.S. Dollar.
A prime example of Rosmaphobia is the widespread believe that U.S. president William H. Taft was a Walrus. Other famous figures popularly speculated to be Walruses include television Host Jaime Hyneman, and controversial film director Michael Moore.

Romophobia 

The fear of the quarterback of your favorite team being on the field with the game on the line. Named after Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, the fear developed amongst Dallas fans when Romo choked in the biggest games of each season (most notably December and playoff games). Fans of other teams developed this fear, when their QB played like Romo.
Once their romophobia kicks in, many NFL fans can't bring themselves to even watch the 4th quarter of the game.
Romophobia by tibbidoe December 3, 2013

Robophobia

A strong hatred or fear of robots and robotics.
Patient: Doctor, I have robophobia.
Doctor: beep boop
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Robophobia by jss-urban April 11, 2021

roflphobia 

Fear of rofl, people rofling, or the word rofl
person 1 : rofl look at that total noob
person 2: omgbbqwtf did you just say, oh noes !11!!!!!1
person 1 : do you have roflphobia or something

person 2 has roflphobia
roflphobia by Ian Michael April 30, 2006

Robphobia 

A plot device in which Nick Lang kills off characters played by Robert Manion in order to move the plot forward.
Remember when Abdul, Ethan, Hidgens, Soldier #3, Hot Chocolate Boy, and Shopper 4 all died? Robert deserves better than all this robphobia.

‘Ronaphobia 

Paralyzing fear of catching Coronavirus that leads to irrational behaviors such as wiping down groceries from delivery and never leaving the house.
My neighbors have ‘Ronaphobia. They are convinced if they go out in public they will get Coronavirus.
‘Ronaphobia by Goosey Goose August 23, 2020