Rooskationarity is the act of celebrities eating roast chicken flavoured walkers crisps because they're sad they werent able to recieve anal up the bottom, celebrities rarely discuss this with their followers or close family. Usually they will have to hire a private "helper" to prevent them from rooskationating.
Rooskationarity is a sad act because I don't recieve any action.
I rooskationated because my bum is currently sore from the other day when I got fucked by shaquille o'neal.
I didn't rooskationate yesterday because a helpful man was in the area and I did not need to rooskationate.
Calling of the head givers, call of the wildsperm burpers of the world.
Rooskatoot, is the art of blowing air into an uncircumcised penis, using thumb and forefingers of both hands pulling them in opposite direction releasing air to make the sound of a screeching balloon.
Rooskook is the ship name of Jungkook from BTS & Roos from twitter (also known as @lilbangtanslut or @literallyroos)
it's probaly the best ship ever.
and its definitely real so ship it.
friend 1: "omg look at this! Roos & Jungkook!"
friend 2: "omg YEAS! ROOSKOOK IS DEFINITELY REAL!"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"