To have sex at both ends with a fat woman, by first fucking her up the ass, then rolling her over and fucking her up her clit.
I don't know what came over me. She was a bit overweight which turned me off, but by the time she was done sucking my cock, I got so horny that I started rolling a fatty.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.