During sexual foreplay, the woman partner straddles the man, while laying on his back, facing the opposite direction, shits on his chest.
While Jack was handcuffed to the bed, his wife Maggy asked him "Would you like a Rollin' Brown Eye?" The man replies "What is that?" Maggy then shits on his chest as her husband watches her poop roll out of her bum.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)