Rocky Shit

The feeling one gets after taking an extremely satisfying bowel movement. Not just an ordinary deuce either. One that is life changing, compelling you to rise off the toilet arms raised like Rocky Balboa running up the steps of the Art Museum.

Dude 1: I just took the best shit. It was a religious experience.

Dude 2: I figured you did something amazing when I saw you running up and the stairs screaming ….Adrian!!
But then I realized you took a Rocky Shit.

Rocky Shit by Rectum Prirate December 28, 2025

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Rocky Mountain Shit River

The act in which a man takes a shit in between a girl's tits and proceeds on pushing the tits together to smudge the shit around, finishing off by busting a load on the girl's chest.

Crazy Sam really seemed to enjoy the Rocky Mountain Shit River she recieved from Josh last night.

Rocky Mountain Shit River by Jose the Janitor January 6, 2008

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Rock Shit

When you take a dump and it's very constipated, even a bit painful that it feels like a huge brick coming out of your ass.

Dude my ass is so sore, I was in the bathroom for almost an hour taking a rock shit . It was so bad the toilet plugged up.

Shit

Rock Shit by Wrigleys Gumchewz July 13, 2014

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rock shit

adjective. totally awesome, really cool or just plain legit. as in "to rock that shit."

ex 1. Suzzy: "I got an A in math!"
Fred: "That's pretty rock shit!!"
ex 2. Steve: "How was your date?"
Tim: "We hooked up, it was totally rock shit!!"

rock shit by sydalicious January 22, 2008