Rings around Neptune

(N.) Something really cool and kooky!

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch is SO Not rings around neptune.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Ring Around the Collard Burger

A burger that comes with collard greens

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Ring Around the Collard Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

Ring Around The Ding Dong

The type of male pattern baldness in which a man is bald on top with hair around the sides and back of his head.

If i were bald, I would shave my head before I would sport a ring around the ding dong!

by The Joneses December 8, 2014

Onion Ring Around the Rosemary Burger

A special burger that comes with an onion ring and rosemary

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know Why the Onion Ring Around the Rosemary Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Ring around the thumb

When you masterbate with a dirty hand and leave dirt rings on your palm by your thumb

Eww!! I met the new guy at work and he tried to shake my hand and he had ring around the thumb .

Sorry sir but bro! Clean your fuckin hands you got bad ring around the thumb!

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

Ring around the dactyl

When a chick is performing the pterodactyl, the guys rotate positions so that each one can get some dactyl spit on their dick.

That little ho wanted to play ring around the dactyl, so we all saddled up and rotated on that bitch until bukkake time.

by Jereth Cutestory February 17, 2010

Ring Around the Moon

More or less, when someone doesn't wipe well enough after a poo.

I went to pay attention to her bicycle spoke, but she had a ring around the moon.

by ProbablyErin October 9, 2014