rimgl

RIMGL — Rolling in my grave laughing

Rimgl, rolling in my bed laughing

how to use:
to best friends are in neighbouring graves. maisie says to the other, polly, “hey, here’s a funny joke, why did all the squirrels run away? because you were chasing them” polly replies “omg that was so funny. i am RIMGL”

rimgl by rattus ratty xx March 13, 2023

Rimg 

Roofling in my grave

Some shit weirdos usually say when they find something really funny.
Seems to be some frankenstein hybrid of "rofl" and "dead".

*Person says joke*
Weirdo: hahaha no way i'm literally rimg

Rimg by MisterPfister October 25, 2020

Ringlanded 

Pulling a chunk of paint off the vehicle when performing paintless dent repair using the glue pulling technique.

Brent ringlanded a spot on that rail just now.

Ringlanded by The Supplement Giraffe August 23, 2018

ringlabening

Mounting a girl's back while she is in a standing bent-over position. Then, forcibly make her do calf raises while she wears only her panties.

Jeff- "Hey man, where is Daniel?"

Matt- "Oh, he said he would be here a little later... His girl's calves were looking a little flabby, so he's ringlabening the shit out of her for about a half hour."

Jeff- " Remember when Chelsea had flabby calves?"

Matt- " Yea bro, You turned her life around! Now everybody is trying to fuck her!"

ringlabening by Grades McDades December 10, 2013

Rimsleydale

Build up of smegma behind foreskin that stinks like blue cheese,normally found on tramps or dirty wankers.

John was refusing to bathe for a week as to save a few quid on the picnic he had planned for the family/
John had been wanking himself stupid of late and had a good build up of Rimsleydale to pack.

Rimsleydale by Fluffy studmuffin May 25, 2011

Rimblazer

A vile fart, often silent, that burns the rim of the anus upon exiting. Rimblazers often cause great discomfort to the person releasing them as well as all persons within a 10 foot radius.

I keep having rimblazers because of that bad food I ate.

Rimblazer by GoatOnTurtle September 25, 2008

Rigglehorn 

A universal word that can be used as a noun, verb, adj, and adverb. It's quite useful really in everyday conversations.

noun - "oh shit dude run! there's a Rigglehorn right behind you!"

verb - "yo, I'll be right back. I just have to Rigglehorn really quick."

adjective - "whoa...look at that guy go! he must be feeling really Rigglehornish today!"

adverb - "the kids are playing Rigglehorn."

Rigglehorn by Samuel L. Crackson November 4, 2011