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Something that Adam likes, not only in his mouth, but other places too.
AG loves rigid cock.
by Cassie April 7, 2004
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A phrase used to describe when a person is thrusting against their still partners rigid member.
I was thrusting against his rigid rod.
by Flat 59 January 24, 2014
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Rigid Shit Sticks:

1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet

2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!
I love watching all the letfist, luberal, dimocunt Rigid Shit Sticks that occur when they get called out on their bullshit
by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018
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Another Australian expression of frustration, disbelief or amazement. Less popular cousin to fuck me dead.
"Hey mate, the Cats lost by 105 points today." "Fuck me rigid!"
by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006
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An expression to convey surprise or even delight utilising the alliteration of letter ‘r’.

The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.

The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...
Roger me rigid round a barn pole! Our Sheila’s having twins.
by J M Featherstone April 5, 2020
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The historically accurate Viking erotica of J. G. Quintel 's universe in the series "Close Enough". Written by Alex Dorpenberger. Apparently, the erotica is good enough to reverse one's menopause.
Alex: The Rigid Helmet is historically accurate Viking erotica.
by thatVietDude April 12, 2022
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Eric: This stuffing was cooked too long and now it’s dry. This ain’t done right!
Tara: Honey, stop being so rigid and eat the damn dressing!
by Knowsomuch November 25, 2018
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