riding the black pony

To drink lots of coffee all day because you're addicted and that's the only way you feel like a whole person.

I made some coffee in the french press this morning that's as black as my soul, and I've been riding the black pony ever since.

by Wheeeeeeee! December 7, 2005

Riding the Brown Pony

When a girl is riding a black guy who is wearing a brown horse mask reverse cowgirl.

Did you hear about Becky? She was riding the brown pony all last night with Devonté.

by CreepyK420 July 17, 2015

when a woman is on her period.

"Why is she being such a bitch today?"
"I'm not sure, maybe she's riding the cotton pony."

by Spaceman564 January 14, 2012

The act of a person being high,after snorting cocaine

A white person having sex with a black male.
A white porn actress going bi-racial reverse cowgirl style.
Living on an laxative diet.

My favorite porn actress just went super slut and is anally riding the chocolate pony.

by jsd9632 February 3, 2012

"I'm riding the red pony"
"Are you riding the red pony this week?"
"Do you have a tampon; I'm riding the red pony."

by DivineEnigma February 22, 2012

a guy who likes to have sex with guys who have harry asses

that shawn really likes those fur ride ponys

by apollo2 March 17, 2008